Advice with TwonJohnson: Big Girls That Like To F*ck Wit A T-Shirt On

I'd like to preface this article by making it known that I ain't shit, and it is completely upto you, the reader, whether or not you decide to take anything I say seriously. 

We all know the fairer sex is also far more self-conscious than their uncouth counterparts. For most women, their personal appearance is everything. It doesn't matter if it's with strangers, associates, classmates, or their soulmate. Society has women thinking their bodies have to be in tip-top shape, and they have to be a vision of perfection at all times. That is a tall task for anyone, and I personally feel like it is an unnecessary burden, especially for big girls.

When you are getting it in with a fluffy woman, it's always interesting to see what tactics they use to keep the man from seeing their entire body naked. The two most common moves are turning off all the lights, and/or wearing an oversized t-shirt that covers all unsightly meat. I mean it's cool for a lady to rock a t-shirt, lingerie, or whatever makes her feel comfortable when it's about to go down. At the end of the day I don't care if she rockin a SNOWSUIT or she butt-ass nekkid, because this THANG still poke out regardless, and it's gon find it's way in one way or another. There's a built-in radar that allows us to find our way through any article of clothing in broad daylight or in complete darkness.

So big ladies, do whatever makes you comfortable. Just don't allow society to dictate the choices you make in the bedroom with the man who already loves everything about you.

And FUCK them super-skinny bitches on TV. Don't no man wanna be jabbed and stabbed by sharp butt bones.

~ TwonJohnson