Advice with TwonJohnson: Tattoos & Backshots

I'd like to preface this article by making it known that I ain't shit, and it is completely upto you, the reader, whether or not you decide to take anything I say seriously. 

Everyone who has ever been inked up knows that shit gets addictive quick. Each new tat you get usually got a story behind it, but I don't care what nobody say, TRAMP STAMPS don't got no damn stories. The only thing a back tattoo got behind it is a nigga gettin that thang. Women try to play it off like they got that butterfly on they back cuz they thought it would look cute, but let's be real...SHE CANT EVEN SEE THAT SHIT without two mirrors.

I compare tramp stamps to gas stations that got TVs at the pump...they put em there to give you somethin to look at while you handlin bidness. Most men have become so accustomed to seeing a tattoo on the lower part of a female's back, that a woman without tattoos almost looks weird...like she inexperienced or some shit. And any woman who is inexperienced is subject to gettin walked out on wit a pool of back milk chillin where that tattoo shoulda been. So ladies for the sake of the art of the Back Shot, please make sure you get inked where it matters the most. Men everywhere will thank you wit the meanest stroke you've ever felt.

~ TwonJohnson